{"id":171,"date":"2025-01-05T12:01:42","date_gmt":"2025-01-05T10:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/schoolpress.sch.gr\/enchanted\/?p=171"},"modified":"2025-01-05T12:01:42","modified_gmt":"2025-01-05T10:01:42","slug":"english-joke-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/schoolpress.sch.gr\/enchanted\/archives\/171","title":{"rendered":"English joke!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/b><b>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/b><b>\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>One day in English class in Toto&#8217;s class, the teacher says to the children: I want each of you to tell me 3 sentences, 1 in green, 1 in yellow and 1 in pink.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Tell me Maria!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>-My dress is pink, the lemon is yellow, the grass is green!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>-Well done Maria. <\/b><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Tell us too, George!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>-The sun is yellow, the rose is pink, my shirt is green.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>-Well done to you too, George. <\/b><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>And finally, let Toto tell us!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>&#8211;<\/b><b>The phone rings: Green, green! They answer: Yellow! The line is cut: Pink, pink!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Toto was happy for his first English lesson, but he was also anxious because he didn&#8217;t know anything.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>So he enters the classroom and the teacher asks him to see his level:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>&#8211; What does Toto mean: &#8220;I don&#8217;t know&#8221;?<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>&#8211; I don&#8217;t know, ma&#8217;am!!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>BY GEORGE PAPADOPOYLOS <\/b><b>\u03931<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 One day in English class in Toto&#8217;s class, the teacher says to the children: I want each of you to tell me 3 <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/schoolpress.sch.gr\/enchanted\/archives\/171\" title=\"English joke!\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":21357,"featured_media":76,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"series":[16],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-various","series-c1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/schoolpress.sch.gr\/enchanted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/schoolpress.sch.gr\/enchanted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/schoolpress.sch.gr\/enchanted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/schoolpress.sch.gr\/enchanted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/21357"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/schoolpress.sch.gr\/enchanted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/schoolpress.sch.gr\/enchanted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/schoolpress.sch.gr\/enchanted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/schoolpress.sch.gr\/enchanted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/schoolpress.sch.gr\/enchanted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/schoolpress.sch.gr\/enchanted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=171"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/schoolpress.sch.gr\/enchanted\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}