ENGLISH JOKES
Ανδρόνικος Μάνος Α1
1. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
2. What is a room with no walls? A mushroom.
3.Why is a football stadium always cold? It has lots of fans!
4.What did one math book say to the other? “I’ve got so many problems.”
5.What kind of keys are sweet? Cookies!
6. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snow flakes.
Γιώργος Βασιλειάδης Α1
1.What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
2.Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Τσούκας Χρυσάφης Α3
1. What is an astronaut’s favourite part on a computer?
The space bar.
2. Why do French people eat snails?
They don’t like fast food.
3. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.”
4. Where do fish sleep?
In the riverbed.
