1. A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, «woof woof!» The cat ran away. «What was that, Father?» asked Baby Mouse. «Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.»
2. A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
3. PUPIL: «Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?» TEACHER:» Of course not.» PUPIL: «Good, because I haven`t done my homework.»
4. Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
5. Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an «I». Student: I is the…. Teacher: Stop! Never put “is” after an «I». Always put “am” after an «I». Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
6. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself
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