1. A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, “woof woof!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”
2. A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
3. PUPIL: “Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?” TEACHER:” Of course not.” PUPIL: “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”
4. Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
5. Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”. Student: I is the…. Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”. Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
6. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself
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