
English joke!
Wife: Did you have lunch? Husband: Did you have lunch? Wife: I’m asking you Husband: I’m asking you Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are [...]
Wife: Did you have lunch? Husband: Did you have lunch? Wife: I’m asking you Husband: I’m asking you Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are [...]
1. A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, «woof woof!» The cat ran away. «What was that, [...]
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip. How does the ocean say hi? It waves! [...]
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. Why did the scarecrow become a [...]
What is an astronaut’s favourite part on a computer? The space bar. Why do French people eat snails? They don’t like fast food. [...]
Funny jokes 1. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 2. What is a room [...]