Husband: Did you have  lunch?

Wife: I’m asking you

Husband: I’m asking you

Wife: Are you  copying me?

Husband: Are you  copying me?

Wife: let’s go shopping

Husband: Yes, I  had my lunch

Touramanoglou Stelios

2. A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

3. PUPIL: «Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?» TEACHER:» Of course not.» PUPIL: «Good, because I haven`t done my homework.»

4. Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

5. Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an «I». Student: I is the…. Teacher: Stop! Never put “is” after an «I». Always put “am” after an «I». Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

6. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself

Manos Andronikos

What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.

How does the ocean say hi? It waves!

What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates.

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner? Because he thought he couldn’t use his hands.

Written by Sidiropoulos Panagiotis

• What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

• Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

• How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

• What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

• Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

• What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A blood orange!

• Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

• What did one plate say to another plate?

Tonight, dinner’s on me!

• Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

• What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

• Why did the student bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school!

• What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

• What did one pencil say to the other pencil?

You’re looking sharp!

Vasilis Filipopoulos

The space bar.

Why do French people eat snails?

They don’t like fast food.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.”

Where do fish sleep?

In the riverbed.

 Τσούκας Χρυσάφης

TANI AIKATERINI

1. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed

2. What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

3.  How does the ocean say hi? It waves!

4. Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand? A palm tree!

5. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?A bowl full of mice – cream

1. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!

2. What is a room with no walls? A mushroom.

3.Why is a football stadium always cold? It has lots of fans!

4.What did one math book say to the other? “I’ve got so many problems.”

5.What kind of keys are sweet? Cookies!

6. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snow flakes.

Ανδρόνικος Μάνος

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

2.Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

3.Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?” 

Γιώργος Βασιλειάδης