English Jokes

 

 

  • What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

 

  • Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

 

  • How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

 

  • What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

 

  • Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

 

  • What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A blood orange!

 

  • Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

 

  • What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

 

  • What did one plate say to another plate?

Tonight, dinner’s on me!

 

  • Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

 

  • What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

 

  • Why did the student bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school!

 

  • What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

 

  • What did one pencil say to the other pencil?

You’re looking sharp!

Vasilis Filipopoulos

 

 

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