- What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
- How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
- What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired!
- What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange!
- Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
- What did one plate say to another plate?
Tonight, dinner’s on me!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
- Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
- What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
- What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
You’re looking sharp!
Vasilis Filipopoulos